*Max, while running away from me at a play date: Please don't beat me Mom!
*Mom: Let's clean up guys
Max: My arm is broke, I can't clean up
Mom: You can still help, you made the mess, so you can help clean up
Max: But you are so good at cleaning up Mom and I don't want to be good at it so I don't need the practice.
*Max wants a story before bed about: Monsters and Daddy and I get our guns and shoot them and their guts go all over the place!
*Noelle wants a story before bed about: A beautiful princess that has a horse with fur that sparkles in the sun and a mane and tail that is rainbow in color.
*Mom: Violette are you stinky?
Violette: Yeah (as she plugs her nose)
*Noelle: Max smells like boy!
Mom: What does "boy" smell like?
Noelle: Toots, and dirt, and stinky feet!
*Mom: Max what are you going to teach your new little brother?
Max: How to toot on the girls, and chase them!
*Mom: Noelle, are you excited for school?
Noelle: Yes, but I'm going to miss you so much. You are the best Mommy in the whole world!
*Violette, poking her head out from behind the chair: Hi
Mom: I love you!
Violette: ove you, bye (then her little head disappears) 
*While folding laundry Violette pulls clothes out while saying Mommy, Daddy, Max, or Noelle to the appropriate clothing.
*Mom: Max come give Mommy a kiss!
Max: I don't kiss dirty girls!
*Noelle: Max, you make my life so difficult!
*Max: Look Mom I can do a somersault with my cast! 
*Mom: Why do you guys have to fight all the time?
Noelle: We just have to because Max doesn't do what I say and I don't want to listen to him, so we fight.
*Noelle, while playing doctor: Violette push the baby out
Violette: grrrrr
Noelle: It's a baby girl, congratulations!
Violette: Baby, yeah. 
*Max: Everybody poops, even Barack Obama
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You could almost publish a book with some of those lines!
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